Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I puked a lego.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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