batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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