doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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