I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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