Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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