Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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