normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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