Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
