Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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