he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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