Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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