I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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