Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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