dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I have fence marks all over my body
The air taste purple.
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