I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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