last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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