how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
