Midget sex pt 2 tonight
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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