Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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