The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm sobbing to NWA
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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