we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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