we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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