And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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