He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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