no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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