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You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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