Me. At least after what I've been through.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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