just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
