But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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