gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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