I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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