your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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