JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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