garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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