Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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