you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Drake has all the answers
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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