I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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