I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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