So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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