thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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