I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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