Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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