did you get engaged???
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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