Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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