O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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