Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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