whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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