Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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