i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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