At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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