wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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