dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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