Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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